Pissing corn flakes:
Yep you’ve read it right, PISSING CORN FLAKES!!
Ever wonder why woman are so friggen touchy at times? Ever wonder why they get sooooo moody and just snap at you for no reason (well that you can’t think of)?
Simple, we want it our way or you can get sleeping bag and or the garage for the evening. Don’t push, don’t ask, don’t question a word that comes out of our mouths, just do it. Don’t think that you will win the conversation over and “get us to think your way” because honey it ain’t going to happen.
See, here’s the difference between men and women. Men just see it, do it and their done. Women on the other hand have to see, think about it, think more about it, test the waters, talk to our girlfriends, then talk to our family, then we will do it. Now here the tricky part. After we do it, we start to question ourselves on if that discussion was for the best and once again start going though the process of talking it over with ourselves, talking it over with our girlfriends and then talking it over with our family again. But we are not even done with it. We have to start making changes; putting that special touch on it that marks that we were there and so on and so on and so on. You get the picture.
But when we are done with it, ohhh, and we never are, we will just let it linger and ponder in our mind a thousand times over. And when we just think we are done, we start to go off in another direction of the outcomes because WE ARE WOMEN AND WE CAN DO THAT.
So men, let us be us and let us take all the time in the world that we need. No rushing is allowed. No point in it because all your ending up doing is adding a ton of pissing on that fire that you have no clue how to put out. But you sure as hell can make it bigger if you keep it up.
So, stop pissing on our corn flakes, stop thinking you “one day” will change our minds or think we will see it in your eyes, because it just isn’t going to happen!
Cheerios!
