Rita Update 3

Update from Hurricane Rita NON-Central…

Well, 24 hours has passed and Rita blew threw with just a few strong winds and some rain but nothing to even get my panties in a wad for. As most of you know, I’m a huge fan of hurricanes and love these beautiful circular wonders. Reminds me of how no matter how far we advance in technology or engineering, we are still helpless and have to give in to Mother Nature’s glory.

Today has mainly been clean up day, most people outside taking down wood off windows, cleaning the yards up and putting their lives back together. For me, I had to wake up too drunk friends who passed out around 9 p.m. after drinking a bottle and ½ of tequila. I guess since we didn’t get the full wrath of RITA they made their own.

As of right now, the city seems pretty dead; hardly any traffic on the roads and it’s been over all quiet. My cell phone still can’t get a signal and most people in Houston and the surrounding areas are out of power. The news is saying that it could be up to two weeks for these people to get their power back.

But as far as me, I’m still just hunkered down; no place to go… that could be cause NOTHING IS OPEN!! And have been playing clean up all day, putting away stuff, and trying to decide what the hell I’m going to do with all this food.

Honestly, not to sound crazy (ok, yea I know I am), but I really was looking forward to at least some more action. Not in any means or way do I wish any harm to anyone or structure, but I was (in a sick demented way) hoping for something more than what I needed up getting. There were only two times when the winds were heavy and the rain came and went, but really was more like someone’s sprinklers on rather than a hurricane.

So as hurricane season comes to its end, we might see one or two more named however, I think this was the last one to hit any coastal lines for the year. And I yet haven’t heard one person mention on the news or any other media about the 22 year factor that seems to happen to the greater Houston region. If I haven’t told you this, here it goes…. Carla 1961, 22 years later, Alicia 1983, then 22 years later Rita 2005. All these were strong cat. 4 or stronger right before hitting land fall.

I find it interesting how in the 1950’s they started naming the storms. Anything before that, they just called them storms and the state it landed.

Who knows, but this is two years of serious action for hurricanes in the gulf region. I wonder what next season will be like. Maybe next season they will actually name A-W & on to the Greek (or is it Geekness). It’s possible!!

Anywhoooo…. So this concludes my hurricane update for the Houston area, I will now go back to my normal broadcasting schedule. For any other updates or questions, please forward them to http://www.idontgivearatsass.com/

Thanks for watching and Zotty out……

Rita Update 2

6:00 p.m. central and Rita is being felt.... right now I am getting 65 mile an hour winds and the rain is in light but OMG you should see my plants, they are completely bending over to the side. Kinda freaky looking!! I have some flowers that look almost demonic now, like they are bending over to get something out of the ground.... Freaky!!

Will update as more happens.. oh and more lawn chairs and trashcans going down the street. People are trying to catch them. WHAT IDIOTS DIDNT THINK TO PUT UP THIER CRAP?

K... Zotty out....

Rita Update

Howdy all from hurricane Rita central…

Just a quick note for all of you who have been sending emails, off liners and phone messages; all is good here as of 4:30 p.m. central. We haven’t seen anything as of yet except for an increase of winds and a few lawn chairs& trash cans drifting in the middle of the street. We have lost cell service and from what the news is saying it might be a few days or so. Who knows!!

I am highly impressed with my mayor Bill White, who has been on top of things and pretty much has just braced Houston and the surrounding areas for the worst case scenario. So, I’m hunkered down, supplied like a MOFO and have the company of my two closest friends, who have already as of noon today started drinking margaritas, with a little extra Rita added.

As of right now, all hell could break loose, the news just announced that now is when we will all be seeing the start of the tornados which could continue for the next 26-35 hours (even when the hurricane passes). So, I have gotten in the sport of it all, we all decided to dress up in our camouflage gear, including those lovely camouflage boots and take our signs we made (saying BRING ON RITA’S AND DON’T FORGET THE SALT) and go stand outside with all my other dumb ass neighbors and just wait for all hell to break loose.

I will have to make a few jokes here (inserts here)… first, I have to laugh at my sexy neighbor guy who lives across from me. He’s been outside all day in nothing more than a pair of shorts and work boots cutting boards out for his windows. Both my girlfriends staying here are all goo-goo eyed over him and have been in and out of the house running over to his house standing in the yard offering anything, services included I’m assuming, to help him out. I did go over there for a few minutes to just tell him to give both of my girlfriends a hard time (which he laughed at).

Second, there is an elderly couple who live next to me; Mr.& Mrs. gun freaks, who, I think have something really up their sleeves, have been also outside yelling at each other and the wife keeps telling him she’s going to bury his ass in the backyard. I’ve always thought these two were like old mafia or something, cause they BE WACKED! And if he turns up missing, I know the old lady did something!! But on a lighter note, he’s a complete jack ass, so hell, maybe I’ll help her out! JUST JOKING!

Third, both girls will be drunk by 8 no doubt about it, they are already sloshed and it’s been funny to watch both of them ON THE MAN PROWL! I mean we have a hurricane in our face, and both of them just want to get laid. I think I’ll be playing clean up more in house than outside if they both start getting sick as a dog, which I know one of them loves to toss her cookies with Tequila.

Fourth, I actually am pretty happy I decided to stay instead of leave. I am sooooo frigggen happy that I did not even get in that huge traffic mess of 3 million people with a average speed of 1-2 miles per hour. There are still several people stranded on the freeways here and I could not even possibly constipate sitting in a car during an event like this.

This will be my 6th hurricane that I’ve been threw. I think that is why everyone wanted to come stay here cause they all know MY ASS, no matter what, WILL BE PREPARED!!

Anywhoooooo, I got to leave for a bit and go check out the neighbors who are making a ton of noise outside, I can hear a radio blaring some KID ROCK!!

Zotty out……

Forbidden Love

~Forbidden love

Discrete arrangement we both may lye
Shadowed by the emotions of an attraction that will not die
Placed is an array of feelings of endless guilt
We hold each other in a sexual bliss

Taunted with whispers lingering through out the day
Hearing sweet words that were expressed in somber play
Tainted with feelings of a love that grows deep
Swept in an organic breath, as it is blown softly

Forbidden love is what we both desire
Here is our playground, hidden with a passionate admire
For we are two lovers trying to feel our way
Not knowing what may become of our yesterday

Stretching endless hours holding on to each others breathe
We share one moment in forever’s bliss
Forbidden taunts as our emotions run high
Touching each of us in a passionate desire

Distance is what holds both of us apart
Lingering feelings of frustration for the day we actually touch
Holding our selves back for that day we have longed for so long
A beautiful release to compliment our forbidden love


PkS © 2005

Whore

~Whore

You fuck, you scream, you cum, you bleed
You pinch, you bruise, you hump, you tease
You slap, you bite, you moan, you grind
You bump, you taunt, you suck, you fight

You’re the dirty little secret
You’re the dirty little whore
Did you think of me when you fuck her hard?
Did you think of me when she was down on all fours?
Did you scream in ecstasy, begging for more?

You’re the dirty little secret
You’re the dirty little whore
Did you get the chance to scream out her name?
Or did you bite your tongue holding back MY name?
Did you close your eyes thinking of me instead?
Did you pumped her hard, full of lead?

You fuck, you scream, you cum, you bleed
You pinch, you bruise, you hump, you tease
You slap, you bite, you moan, you grind
You bump, you taunt, you suck, you fight

You’re the dirty little secret
You’re the dirty little whore
Did you start fucking, as soon as I was out the door?
Did you look at her the same or didn’t that matter anymore?
Did you think of me when feeling up her thighs?
Or did you just keep on going, time after time?

You’re the dirty little secret
You’re the dirty little whore
You couldn’t even keep your dick in the drawer
You had to run out, you had to get more
You had to find a replacement to ease your pain
You had to find a fuck who wouldn’t even feel the same

You fuck, you scream, you cum, you bleed
You pinch, you bruise, you hump, you tease
You slap, you bite, you moan, you grind
You bump, you taunt, you suck, you fight

You’re the dirty little secret
You’re the dirty little whore
Do you think I’d come back, after you fucked that whore?
Do you think I’d let it stay in the past and not say a word?
Did you think twice before tasting that prize?
Did you ever once think about taking some time?

PkS © 2005

Numa Numa

I would like to introduce you all to one of my addictions... and let me just say, you might all know him well, but both him and I have enjoyed several long nights together sharing corky dance routines and some very funny laughs!! This poor fellow really doesn't get enough justice, so I would like to just say THANK YOU NOW Mr. Numa Man for all you have done for me and the internet world!!!

To you mr. Numa Man.... You are greatly loved and I bet with that eye brow of yours, you get lots of the ladies knocking on your door!!

Through it All

~Through it all~

Through it all, you were there
Wonderment beyond all repairs
Fragile in your arms I lay deep in serene
Knowing my heart will always be protected in your care

Fighting for the right words to say
No matter how hard I might try with unsuccessful gain
I seem never to be able to pose them with elegance or reframe
To define what is in my heart, to define who I am

To find me here, knowing you were there through it all
Through the fights and misery we both endured
To feel the pain then finally understand what was lost
I have accepted my fate with a heart that is sunk

Back and forth we went round and round
Hurting each other for no explainable reasons found
You were and are still my rock of foundation
You will and have always held the key to my heart no matter the circumstance

Through it all, you were there
Wonderment beyond all repairs
It’s hard to imagine now with all the tears shed over the years
But you captivated me in ways I could never express or explain, my heart grew fonder each and everyday

Looking back I think we both can accept our fate in the attraction and the hate
We both know now the difference between love and love lost
Taking careless jabs of tormented pain, we both sunk into each others hearts for no gain
But we both strongly know we were destined to be
An extremely strong attraction that will always be between us

Soul mates that are intertwined
Threw a universe that is multi dimensioned with space and time
Interlocked with our fated feelings to strong to ever let pass
We are here, then and always… Through it all, long before and after…always soul mates

I will always love you
I will always care for you
I will always hold you close to my heart
I will always shed a tear knowing we are apart
I will always let you be the keeper of my heart, no matter what friction or time is between us now

I will always be half the person I can be, now lost in a world, incomplete
My soul trapped in a time waiting for its next journey to take hold
Now love lost, it seems to be shattered, gone, lost waiting to be reborn
Two souls torn apart, lost in a world of chaos, but not forgotten

But through it all, you were there
Wonderment beyond all repairs
Fragile in your arms I lay deep in serene
Knowing my heart will always be protected in your care

PkS © 2005